Cherish Your Health: If It Is Good,

I Always Have These Little Internal Monologues. You'll Get Used To Them.

Shopping And Buying And Getting And Having Comprise The Great American Addiction. No One Is Immune. When The Underclass Riots In This Country They Don't Kill Policemen And Politicians, They Steal Merchandise. How Embarrassing.

The Other Night I Ate At A Real Nice Family Restaurant. Every Table Had An Argument Going.

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

The Base Of Evil In The World Is Religion Of Any Kind