I Try To Bring The Audience's Own

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

It's Lonely And Cold On The Top... Lonely And Cold.

I Truly Have A Great Love For An Audience, And I Used To Want To Prove It To Them By Giving Them Blood.

Always Be A First-rate Version Of Yourself, Instead Of A Second-rate Version Of Somebody Else.

I Try To Bring The Audience's Own Drama - Tears And Laughter They Know About - To Them.