I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

A Homeless Guy Came Up To Me On The Street, Said He Hadn't Eaten In Four Days. I Told Him, "man, I Wish I Had Your Willpower.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.