I Think That When You Get Dressed In The Morning, Sometimes You're Really Making A Decision About Your Behavior For The Day. Like If You Put On Flipflops, You're Saying: 'hope I Don't Get Chased Today.' 'be Nice To People In Sneakers.'

-Demetri Martin

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I Think That When You Get Dressed

Demetri Martin

I Think That When You Get Dressed In The Morning, Sometimes You're Really Making A Decision About Your Behavior For The Day. Like If You Put On Flipflops, You're Saying: 'hope I Don't Get Chased Today.' 'be Nice To People In Sneakers.'

Topic

Good Morning

Hope

Im Sorry

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

Stupid

Trying

Bananas