I Think That If People Are Having

If The Hoods Don't Get You, The Monoxide Will.

On My Income Tax 1040 It Says 'check This Box If You Are Blind.' I Wanted To Put A Check Mark About Three Inches Away.

Bad Weather Always Looks Worse Through A Window.

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.

Oh We Will All Fry Together When We Fry. We'll Be French Fried Potatoes By And By. There Will Be No More Misery When The World Is Our Rotisserie, Yes, We Will All Fry Together When We Fry.