On My Income Tax 1040 It Says

Once All The Germans Were Warlike And Mean But That Couldn't Happen Again We Taught Them A Lesson In Nineteen Eighteen And They've Hardly Bothered Us Since Then

In One Word He Told Me The Secret Of Success In Mathematics: Plagiarize; Only Be Sure Always To Call It . . . Research.

To Me, Being Funny Is More Important Than Making A Point, But I Don't Know. Most Politicians Are So Interested In Making Points That They Don't ... I'd Rather Be Funny Myself, And I'd Rather Listen To Somebody With A Little Sense Of Humor.

I Don't Have The Temperament Of A Performer, And I Certainly Couldn't Do It Every Night.

I Recall This Sergeant's Informing Me And My "room-mates" Of This Rather Deplorable Fact The Army Didn't Have Any Official, Excuse Me, Didn't Have No Official Song And Suggested That We Work On This In Our Copious Free Time.