I Think I'm A Little Concussed.

Everyone Gets Hurt, But I've Probably Had The Most Injuries.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

I Just Try To Think Of All The Things That Could Go Wrong So In That Split Second When It Happens, Maybe Your Body Reacts In A Way Where It Protects You Just A Little.

Being A Complete Juvenile Delinquent Helped Me Grow Up A Little.

What An Honor That Stephen Prouty Got Nominated For Best Makeup And Hairstyling For Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I As Stunned As Everyone Else We Didn’t Get The Nod For Best Picture? Well Of Course, Duh, But I Won’t Let That Take Away From My Happiness For Steve, Tony Gardner, And Our Whole Makeup Team. Wahoo!