I Think If You Try To Look

A Friend Of Mine Once Said He Like His Women Like His Parmesan: Strong Smelling And Shaved. I Don't Agree With That, But I Don't Like Hairy Women.

If You Got The Balls To Follow Something Through, You Can End Up Being The Coolest, Smartest Guy In The Room, Because You've Literally Put Your Ass On The Line.

I Love People Who Are Openly Gay In Theatre, Because They Have License To Do What They Like, And There's A Kind Of Artistic Liberal Tolerance Thing That Goes On.

I Never Had Any Desire To Be Famous. I Find People Who Do Really Sad. I Genuinely Feel Sorry For Them Because There Is Nothing Of Substancein Their Lives. I Am Happy When I Am Writing Or Performing. Not When I Sit There Being "famous". I Like Recognition For My Work, But Not Recognition For Being "that Bloke Off The Telly". It Is Genuinely Humbling When A Woman Comes Up To Me, As Someone Did Recently, To Say She Wanted To Commit Suicide After Her Husband Died, And My Show Cheered Her Up And Made Her Feel Better. That's Great.

I'm Getting Older , So I'm Quieting Down A Bit.