I Tell People That I've Now Done

I'd Like To Start A Family, But You Have To Have A Date First.

You Write About What You Know.

Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex And Bodily Functions.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.

No, I Am A Crier And If People Ever Saw Me Privately They Would Be Shocked At What A Bowl Of Mush I Am Underneath It All.