I Still Think That If You're Excited

If You're Lonely, Bored, Or Unhappy, Remember You Are Mad Young. There Is So Much Time To Meet New People And Go To New Places.

I Go To Great Pains To Find The Best Yogurt And Granola.

Well, Growing Up In The '90s, My First True Love Was Ska Music.

A Writer Once Asked What I'd Say If I Ever Met My Biggest Hater. I Paused, Thought Deeply And Said, "probably 'suk A Dog Dik, Motherfuker.'"

I Do Think Sometimes There's Danger In Guest Appearance Mania. I've Seen Too Many Examples That Sound Cool On Paper, Like 'oh, Get That Guy To Sing The Hook On That Guy's Song,' And Then That's All It Is. It's A Cool Idea That Sounds Good On Paper.