I Only Went To The Third Grade

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.

It Puzzles Me How They Know What Corners Are Good For Filling Stations. Just How Did They Know Gas And Oil Was Under There?

Me And Paul (dean) Will Probably Win Forty Games (they Won Forty-nine).

Sure I Eat What I Advertise. Sure I Eat Wheaties For Breakfast. A Good Bowl Of Wheaties With Bourbon Can't Be Beat.

If You Can Do It, It Ain't Braggin'... It's A Matter Of Self-confidence. I Got Where I Did Because I Wasn't No Shrinking Violet.