I Only Have Two Rules For My

One Doesn't Know If One Had A Happy Childhood Or Not. I Don't Really Know What It Means.

Some People Die Before Their Time So That Others Can Live. It's A Cornerstone Of Civilization.

I Only Have Two Rules For My Newly Born Daughter: She Will Dress Well And Never Have Sex.

I Was A Very Good Baseball Player And Football Player As A Kid, But My Father Always Told Me - Occasionally While Striking Me - That I Was Much More Interested In How I Looked Playing Baseball Or Football Than In Actually Playing. And I Think There's Great Truth In That.

People Always Say Life Is Short. I've Never Been Convinced Of That - Mine Seems To Have A Tendency To Go On And On.