I Once Went Out With This Wild

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.