I Must Be An Anorexic Because An

I Must Be An Anorexic Because An Anorexic Looks In The Mirror And Sees A Fat Person.

I Think Actors Go Along A Continuum From Simon Callow Down To Kind Of Ross Kemp, And I Like To Think Of Myself As The Ross Kemp Of Comedy. He's Very Good In 'east Enders' Because He Plays A Version Of Himself. I Think I Can Play A Version Of Myself - That's About All I Can Do.

I Just Don't Like Travelling Very Much.

You Know It's Time For A New Year's Resolution To Lose Weight When You Step On A Talking Scale And It Says, "one At A Time, Please.

The Problem With Comedy Audiences - It's Like The Coliseum - When They See Someone Struggling, They Don't Feel Altruistic Towards Them. They Feel Slightly Repulsed By It.