I Miss The $2 Bill, 'cause I

It's Hard To Fight When You're In A Gazebo.

As An Adult, I'm Not Supposed To Go Down Slides. So If I'm At The Top Of A Slide, I Have To Pretend That I Got There Accidentally. "how The Hell Did I Get Up Here? I Guess I Have To Slide Down. Whee!" That's What You Say When You're Having Fun. You Refer To Yourself And Some Other People.

If 13 Is Unlucky, Then 12 And 14 Are Guilty By Association.

All These Jokes Have Been Pre-approved As Funny By Me.

My Fake Plants Died Because I Did Not Pretend To Water Them.