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I Got A Smoke Alarm At Home, But Really It's More Like A 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.

I Want To Make A Vending Machine That Sells Vending Machines. It'd Have To Be Real Big.

I Got Some Tartar-control Toothpaste A While Back. I've Still Got Tartar, But It's Under Control.

When You're Doing A Show On Stage, And They Show You A Red Light, That Means You Have 5 Minutes Left. At Some Clubs, They Hold A Candle Up In The Back. That's The Worst Method. You're Up Here, And Then You See A Floating Candle. "oh, No! This Place Is Haunted!" I Can't Be Funny When I'm Frightened.

I Have No Problem Not Listening To The Temptations.