I Miss Dating Only For That Final

I Was Being Chased By A Giant Crab. That's Not Funny.

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?

I Have Never Even Had A Sip Of Alcohol, Never Have Done Drugs. The Hardest Thing I Have Ever Done Would Be Pepsi.

Created A Word Game To Play With A Person You're Fighting With. Silent Treatment. Nothing Happens Until One Of You Quietly Says, Hey, You Hungry?