Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always

I'm Bringing Back The Skinny Tie But Wearing It Tied Around My Balls.

Here's How You Know That You're Really Drunk: When You Get Into A Taxi Cab And You Think The Fare Is The Time.

If A Kid Is Really Interested In Wanting To Have A Career In Aviation, He's Actually Learning And Getting Some Of The [basics], Not Even Just Fringe. There Are Things In Here That Movie [planes] About Like The Pulp Of An Engine, And It's The Actual Engine, The Actual Parts And Pieces. So I Felt Like I Got Schooled As Well. I Learned A Lot Just Being In There And Doing That.

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.

I've Been Ignoring My Feelings Lately. That Works Pretty Well. Might Also Settle For Less This Week, Just To Try It Out.