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We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.