I May Have Ruined My Life, But

You Can't Let Anybody Else Tell You What Your Choices Are. Sometimes They Won't Give You The Right Choice.

I'm No Good At Describing My Books. 'holes' Has Been Out Now For Seven Years, And I Still Can't Come Up With A Good Answer When Asked What That Book Is About.

Give Me A Dollar Or I'll Spit On You.

The Time You Quit Learning Is The Time To Quit Playing.

Whenever You Give Someone A Present Or Sing A Holiday Song, You're Helping Santa Claus. To Me, That's What Christmas Is All About. Helping Santa Claus!