Whenever You Give Someone A Present Or

Give Me A Dollar Or I'll Spit On You.

The Media Tends To Portray The Teenage World As One Where Drinking And Sex Is Taken For Granted. In Fact, I Think Most Teenagers Don't Drink, Are Unsure Of Themselves, And Feel Awkward Around Members Of The Opposite Sex.

I Write In The Mornings, Two Or Three Hours Every Day, And Then At Least Four Times A Week I Play In A Duplicate Game At A Bridge Club. I Try To Go To Tournaments Three, Four, Or Five Times A Year.

Life Is Like Crossing A River. If You Take A Huge Step-aim For Too Bigger Dreams-then The Current Will Knock You Off Your Feet And Carry You Away. The Way To Do It Is Small Steps, You Will Take Hold Of Life. You Will Get There In The End.

Warning: Do Not Read This Story Right After Eating. In Fact, Don't Read It Right Before Eating Either. In Fact, Just To Be Safe, Don't Read This Story If You're Ever Planning To Eat Again.