I’m Never Without A Bandage.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.

The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting That Women Wear Clothes That Are 'age Appropriate.' For Me That Would Be A Shroud.

My Daughter Refuses To Call Me Mother In Public; My Little Grandson Calls Me Spongeslob Squarebottom, And Nobody Else Ever Calls Me At All.

My Mother Told Me 'man On Top, Woman Underneath.' For Years My Husband & I Slept In Bunk Beds.

Our Natures Are A Lot Like Oil, Mix Us With Anything Else, And We Strive To Swim On Top.