I Loved Stephen Wright, And I Loved

I'll Be Very Busy, Which Is All I Need.

I've Spent The Past Two Years Looking For My Ex-girlfriend’s Killer… But No One Will Do It.

About A Year After I Moved To Los Angeles, I Decided I Wanted To Be A Joke Writer For A Late Night Talk Show. So I Met With A Late Night Joke Writer And He Told Me That I Should Start By Doing Stand-up Comedy, Because That Would Really Hone My Sense Of Humor And Joke Writing Ability. Eventually I Took A Stand-up Class And A Few Months Later I Had A Seven-minute Act.

Who Do You Think Was Smarter, Jesus Or Buddha? I Mean, Just In Terms Of Not Letting Themselves Get Crucified.

I Spent All Night Feeding The Homeless To Dogs.