I Lost Everything In The Post-natal Depression.

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

Thanksgiving Dinners Take Eighteen Hours To Prepare. They Are Consumed In Twelve Minutes. Half-times Take Twelve Minutes. This Is Not Coincidence.

Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.

Parenting Is A Negative Thing. Keep Your Children From Killing Themselves, Or Anyone Else, And Hope For The Best.

A Grandparent Will Accept Your Calls From Anywhere, Collect.