I Look To The Future Because That's

Dress Simply. If You Wear A Dinner Jacket, Don't Wear Anything Else On It ... Like Lunch Or Dinner.

Sex After 90 Is Like Trying To Shoot Pool With A Rope. Even Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

There's An Old Saying, 'life Begins At Forty.' That's Silly. Life Begins Every Morning You Wake Up.