I Look At Life As Being Cruise

People Ask What I Am Really Trying To Do With Humor. The Answer Is, "i'm Getting Even

I Have No Idea Where I'm Going But Here's The Real Question: What Am I Doing Here In The First Place?

I Just Don't Want To Die The Same Day Castro Dies

I Don't Know What's Coming Next And Neither Does Anyone Else. It's Something That We Do Have To Face But The Thing Is That A Lot Of People Don't Want To Face It. And There's Denial. If Somebody Says It, Like Me, Everybody Feels A Little Better That They Can Discuss It.

Over The Years I Have Met A Lot Of Important People, But No One As Important As Elvis Presley.