I Like To Roast Things From The

Last Time I Was In Canada Celine Dion Had Just Given Birth To Identical Twins. Which Is Quite An Achievement Given Her Age And Face.

Life Is Tough, And If We Don't Laugh, We're Going To - Our Head Will Explode.

Instead Of Running For President, Why Don’t You Try Walking On A Treadmill?

I Would Vote For You For President But I'm Against Big Government.

Comedy Comes From Pain, And No One Knows That Better Than This Woman Roseanne Barr—who Was Molested As A Child. Uch. That Poor Molester. Roseanne Never Got Over It. She Felt Violated. She Had Trust Issues. She Never Got The Candy He Promised Her.