I Like To Be Who I Am.

[mark] Twain Is Pointing At You. You, The Reader Of The Book One Hundred And Thirty Years Ago And Today. That Is What Has Made It A Great American Novel And The Most Widely Read Book In American Literature Around The World Today.

I Never, Ever Update Mark Twain. I Don't Modernize It. I Let The Audience Update The Material. When I Go Out On Stage, I'm Trying To Make The Audience Believe They're Looking At This Guy Who Died 104 Years Ago And Listening To Him And Saying To Themselves, "jesus, He Could Be Talking About Today." And That's The Point.

Why Do I Keep Performing At My Age? What Else Am I Going To Do? Play Golf? I Tried That Years Ago And All I Did Was Cuss. I Can Do That Without The Walk, Cuss At Congress And Let [mark]twain Do It. "imagine That You Were An Idiot. And Then Imagine That You Were A Member Of Congress. Wait - I've Repeated Myself."

Mark Twain Cannot Be Defined.

I Like To Be Who I Am.