I Like The British Public. There Is

A Friend Of Mine Once Said He Like His Women Like His Parmesan: Strong Smelling And Shaved. I Don't Agree With That, But I Don't Like Hairy Women.

I Think You Need To Have The Guts To Not Use Comedy. Often, The People That Work In Comedy Use A Joke To Avoid Contemplation.

Going To A Grammar School, You Mixed With All Sorts Of Different Types And I Used To Listen To How They Talked. When I Did My Imitations, I Could Sound Like Someone Really Rough, Or I Could Sound Like A Cabinet Minister.

Convoy? Michael, You're Hanging Around With A Man Who Uses A Collective Term For A Single Vehicle.

I Am Not A Politician Going Around Bragging About Family Values Or Putting Myself On Some Ridiculous Virtuous Pedestal. I Write Comedy. And I Am An Actor. I Am Not Going To Solve The Nation's Problems. I Don't Actually Spend My Life In The Way The Tabloids Like To Think I Do. I Actually Spend 95 Percent Of It Writing Comedy. Sober. Well, Nearly Sober Anyway.