I Like Radio And Live Performing Stuff.

I Swear My Car Won't Run Unless I'm Picking My Nose: At Least, I'm That Superstitious About It, So I Don't Want To Take Any Chances.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.

You're 28, Why Are You Going To Goth Clubs? Do What I Do, Sit At Home & Wait To Die. You Don't Have To Kill Yourself, You're Just Waiting.

Of Course On Air I Use Occasional Hyperbole To Tell A Story.

It's Funny When You're A Kid How You Can Acclimate To Almost Anything.