I Knew A Transsexual Guy Whose Only

Y'ever Notice How You Never Seem To Get Laid On Thanksgiving? I Think It's Because All The Coats Are On The Bed.

As Soon As Someone Is Identified As An Unsung Hero, He No Longer Is.

You Become 21, You Turn 30, Then You're Pushing 40. Whoa! Put On The Brakes, It's All Slipping Away. Before You Know It, You Reach 50 And Your Dreams Are Gone.

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure

The Other Night I Ate At A Real Nice Family Restaurant. Every Table Had An Argument Going.