You Become 21, You Turn 30, Then

A Crazy Person Doesn't Really Lose His Mind. It Just Becomes Something More Entertaining.

Why Do We Say Something Is Out Of Whack? What Is A Whack?

When You're Born In This World You're Given A Ticket To The Freak Show. And When You're Born In America, You're Given A Front Row Seat. And Some Of Us Get To Sit There With Notebooks.

I Tell Ya, If I Hadn't Chosen The Career Of Being A Performer, I Think Linguistics Would Have Been A Natural Area That I'd Have Loved - To Teach It, Probably, Language Has Always Fascinated Me. There's A Genetic Inheritance There A Good Language Gene, Which I Inherited [from My Mother And Grandfather] And She Fostered That In Me As He Fostered That In Her.

You Live Eighty Years, And At Best You Get About Six Minutes Of Pure Magic.