I Just Want To Be Known As

That's Not To Say That I'm A Well-informed Catholic. I'm Still In Idiot.

I Don't Curse On Stage, But I Feel Like I Curse More Because I Have Kids And In Front Of My Kids. Not Intentionally.

The Hardest Part Of The Day Is All The Stuff After I Open My Eyes In The Morning.

Imagine You're Drowning, And Someone Hands You A Baby.

I Think It's Great Some Hotels Provide Stationery. Because The First Thing I Like To Do When I Get To A Hotel Room Is Write A Letter. "my Dearest Gwendolyn, I Arrived By Nightfall At The Embassy Suites. It Will Be A Fortnight After My Return That This Letter Shall Arrive. Allow Me To Explain The Curious Charge At The Ledger. It Is Because I Miss Thee So Much, Darling, I Accidentally Ordered Sorrority Sisters 7."