I Just Don't Accept Midgets As Human

If You're A Lead Actor, People Are Just Waiting To Say 'you're Too Old' Or 'you're Too Unhip.' If You're A Supporting Actor, You Can Just Work Forever.

If The Police Ever Try To Pick Me Up, Michael Jackson Told Me I Can Hide Out At His House.

With The Internet, If You Erase Something It Just Means You Have To Spend Another Half-minute To Find It.

Japan Is Really Advanced. They Don't Go To The Beach. The Beach Comes To Them.

If I Could Cause World Peace By Taking Someone Out To Lunch, I'd Go, 'well, War Isn't That Terrible.'