I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It

My New Dress. Do You Like It? It's From My Favorite Designer, On Sale.

How Come When You Mix Water And Flour Together You Get Glue...and Then You Add Eggs And Sugar And You Get Cake? Where Does The Glue Go?

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

Men Have Better Self-images Than Women. You Know What I've Never Seen In A Men's Magazine? A Makeover.