My New Dress. Do You Like It?

I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.

I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It Was The Worst Three Hours Of My Life.

All Men Are Afraid Of Eyelash Curlers. They Don't Understand Them, And They Don't Want To Get Near Them. I Sleep With One Under My Pillow, Instead Of A Gun.

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.

Most Of The Men Sitting In First Class On An Airplane Have Really Boring Jobs.