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The Champagne They Have Stored Is Getting More Valuable Every Year.

The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.

That Would Have Been A Great Ticket, Reagan And Ford - An Actor And A Stuntman.

I'm An Entertainer, Not A Commentator. If You're A Comedian Your Job Is To Make People Laugh.

Egyptian President Sadat Had A Belly Dancer Entertain President Nixon At A State Dinner. Mr. Nixon Was Really Impressed. He Hadn't Seen Contortions Like That Since Rose Mary Woods.