I Have No Desire To Ever Talk

It's This Simple Law, Which Every Writer Knows, Of Taking Two Opposites And Putting Them In A Room Together. I Love Anything With Cartman And Butters At The Same Time, It's Great.

It's Not Like We Have A Formula, But I Think One Of The Reasons This Show Has Survived Is That It Has A Big Heart At Its Center. Other Cartoon Shows Have People Crap On Each Other And Make Racist Jokes. But I Don't Think People Tune In For That. I Just Don't Think A Show Lasts For 10 Years Without A Heart.

I Would Never Kill Somebody, Unless They Pissed Me Off.

I Bought A House For My Mom, I Bought A House For My Dad, I Bought A House For My Sister.

The Republicans Didn't Want The Government To Run Your Life, Because Jesus Should. That Was Really Part Of Their Thing: Less Government, More Jesus. Now It's Like, How About More Government And Jesus?