I Would Never Kill Somebody, Unless They

Careful?! Was My Mother Careful When She Stabbed Me In The Heart With A Coat Hanger While I Was Still In Womb?

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.

There Is Nothing We Can't Do. So It's Just The Fact That We're Doing Topics Like That That Other People, Especially Network Tv, Won't Touch, That We're Satirists.

My First Serious Girlfriend, When I Was 16, Was Mormon. I Went To Her House For 'family Home Evening,' And I Was Like, 'why Aren't You People Ignoring Each Other And Watching Television?'

I Find Mormons Adorable. I Love Disneyland And Old Musicals, And, To Me, Mormonism Fits Right In With All Of That.