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Men Who Have A Thirty-six-tele Vised-football- Games-a- Week-habit Should Be Declared Legally Dead And Their Estates Probated.

I Have Always Felt That Too Much Time Was Given Before The Birth, Which Is Spent Learning Things Like How To Breathe In And Out With Your Husband (i Had My Baby When They Gave You A Shot In The Hip And You Didn't Wake Up Until The Kid Was Ready To Start School), And Not Enough Time Given To How To Mother After The Baby Is Born.

Why Take Pride In Cooking, When They Don't Take Pride In Eating?

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness. It Isn't Even In The Same Neighborhood.