I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.