I Have Daddy Issues. So I Keep

Everyone Thinks Their Baby Is A Genius. People Find It Delightfully Refreshing When I Tell Them, My Baby? Totally Average. Like, 100 Percent Average.

When I Do Comedy, My Brain Sort Of Locks Up In The Infinite Possibilities. That's Where I Get Sort Of Lost. I Think, "oh, There Are Six Other Jokes That We Could Say Here!" I Feel More At Home With Drama.

When You Sign On To Say, "okay, Yeah, Let's Develop This," Usually That Turns Into, "oh, He's Doing It." But There's No Script For Some Of These Things.

When You Have Expectations, You Are Setting Yourself Up For Disappointment.

I Just Like To Look Beautiful Sometimes.