When I Do Comedy, My Brain Sort

If You Ask Me To Describe My Relationship, I Mean - Words Are Too Clumsy To Accurately Describe How I Feel In That Regard, Particularly In An Interview. It’s A Strange Thing.

I've Done Things To My Body, Mechanically, That I'll Never Do Again. I've Done Stunts That I Shouldn't Have Done 10, 11, 12 Times. I've Broken A Ton Of Bones On Sets.

You Always Get That One Customer That Decides That Your Name Is Boy. Or Something. It Certainly Reinforces A Respect I Already Had For People That Are In The Hospitality Industry.

My Tattoo Is Of A Cannon In Vancouver That I Got In A Fleeting Moment Of Stupidity Maybe 14 Years Ago. A Lot Of People Have Really Beautiful Tattoos, And I Get Real Tattoo Envy. But Then Other People Basically Just Treat Them Like Bumper Stickers For Their Bodies.

Well, I Came Down To La Initially To Join The Groundlings, Which Is An Improv Comedy Group. I Didn't Get In, Of Course, Becaue I'm Not A Part Of The Groundlings. I Just Assumed That I Could Walk In And Take Over. So They Said: "hit The Road Jack." And I Ended Up Getting An Agent Instead. They Sent Me Out On A Couple Of Leads And I Ended Up On A Sitcom And Van Wilder Thereafter And Then Pantsless With Sandra Bullock.