I Have Been Told By Hospital Authorities

Sheer Madness Is, Of Course, The Highest Possible Brow In Humor.

Great Literature Must Spring From An Upheaval In The Author's Soul. If That Upheaval Is Not Present Then It Must Come From The Works Of Any Other Author Which Happens To Be Handy And Easily Adapted.

What Is The Disease Which Manifests Itself In An Inability To Leave A Party--any Party At All--until It Is All Over And The Lightsare Being Put Out?... I Suppose That Part Of This Mania For Staying Is Due To A Fear That, If I Go, Something Good Will Happen And I'll Miss It. Somebody Might Do Card Tricks, Or Shoot Somebody Else.

Drinking Makes Such Fools Of People, And People Are Such Fools To Begin With That It's Compounding A Felony.

The Surest Way To Make A Monkey Of A Man Is To Quote Him.