I Have An Equal Opportunity Womb!

The Thing You Can Do Better Than Anyone Else Is Love Your Children, Because They're Your Children.

I've Been Writing Joke Songs Since I Was A Kid And It Served Me Well At S.n.l. I Can Write Those In My Sleep. In Fact, I Have.

I Like Comedy As A Group Sport.

When I First Moved To New York, Someone Who Thought They Knew More Than I Did Said: "you Have To Always Look Like You Know Where You're Going When You Get Out Of The Subway."

I've Never Set Out To Write A Funny Movie Or Be A Funny Comedian As A Woman. I Am A Woman. I Don't Really Have A Choice In The Matter. My Goal Is Just To Be Funny.