I Have A Genuine Love Affair With

I Love My Wife. We've Had A Few Slings And Arrows Across The Room, But I'm Not Prepared To Give In, You Know? People Say She Saved My Life, But At The Same Time, I Saved Her Life, As Well, I Think. She's A Great Mother, She's A Great Wife, She's A Great Worker, She's A Great Manager. She's Just Great.

I Got Rabies Shots For Biting The Head Off A Bat But That's Ok - The Bat Had To Get Ozzy Shots.

Everything That I Think Is Good Is Bad, And Everything That I Think Is Bad Is Good.

I'm A Nice Guy, You Know. It's Hard Work To Be An Asshole.

I Wanted To Be The Fifth Beatle.