I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man

You Were About Five Feet Short Of A Ten Feet Jump?

What An Honor That Stephen Prouty Got Nominated For Best Makeup And Hairstyling For Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I As Stunned As Everyone Else We Didn’t Get The Nod For Best Picture? Well Of Course, Duh, But I Won’t Let That Take Away From My Happiness For Steve, Tony Gardner, And Our Whole Makeup Team. Wahoo!

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

I Love Louisiana. It's Amazing.

I Do Get Obsessed With Constantly Thinking Of Ideas, All Day Long, But That's Just How It Is.