I Have A Car That I Like

If Something Sticks Around Long Enough That It Makes It To Seasonal D.v.d. Release, I'll Watch It. That's How I Watched 'the Sopranos'.

I Was A Big Fred Flintstone Fan.

The Simpsons Are Ugly-looking, And They Should Be. That's What Works. That's One Of The Things That's Funny.

Some Of Those More Out-there Jokes Were Written In The Wee Hours Of The Morning. Somehow, They Remained Funny The Next Day.

I Hate People Who Say 'just To Play Devil's Advocate.'