I Hate People Who Say 'just To

If Something Is Shocking Without Being Funny It's Hard To Justify.

Everybody In My Family Had A Real Sick, Twisted Sense Of Humor. Most Of The Jokes We Make In Our House, We Would Just Never Even Dream Of Making Anywhere Else. Just Sick, Horrible Stuff. That Wasn't Anything New To College.

Sarah Palin Is Very Pro-life Of Course, Unless The Life Is That Of An Iraqi Civilian Or A Wolf Running Frantically From A Roaring Helicopter While Being Strafed With Ribbons Of Automatic Weapons Fire.

I Don't Smoke Much Pot Anymore.

I Was About Two Years Old When I First Started Drawing Recognizable Characters.