If Something Is Shocking Without Being Funny

What Makes Me Happy Is Just Keeping My Brain Challenged And Stimulated And On Its Toes.

I Distrust All Television Doctors.

Whoever Invented Spray Cheese Had To Have Been A Harvard Guy.

There Are People On Staff Who Have Made That Point, That The Upside To A Second Bush Term Is That It Makes 'american Dad' Work Better. To Me, The Price Is Too High. I Would Gladly Give Up The Comedy To Have A President Kerry. But You Work With What You Have.

The Two Symbols Of The Republican Party: An Elephant And A Big Fat White Guy Who's Threatened By Change.